sassy-shepard replied to your post: If I had a small army of cute rodents. Id train…

Yo I dunno man rodents can be vicious as fuck. Send a horde of em at some sleeping targets and you aint gotta worry none at all.

I will take that into consideration.

I’m this close to clawing my walls.

One can only do so much organizing. Mereel’s gonna think I’m a shabla nutter since I organized not only the library, but the kitchen.

AND I’M NOT THE KIND TO BE ORGANIZED. I JUST NEED SOMETHING TO DO.

boozeandbiotics:

kar-alorade replied to your post: I DARE YOU TO FUCKING TRY. -VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECH-

THAT IS THE SOUND OF MY SPIRIT BRETHREN.

….YOUR SPIRIT’S A PTERODACTYL GETTIN’ TORTURED? THEY GOT RELIGIONS F’ THAT, YA KNOW.

VELOCIRAPTOR YOU DUMB SHIT

DON’T MAKE ME EAT YOUR INNARDS

BECAUSE I WILL

I HAVE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED TRYING CANNIBALISM OUT 

BUT WE’RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT GALAXIES

IS THAT STILL EVEN CANNIBALISM?

Catching Up [For Kar]

blindlyacrosstheuniverse:

“I know yeh would,” Sid answered, taking a sip of the fresh drink; he was starting to feel warm, relaxed, as the alcohol did its work. It was easier to talk now, and some of the tension was leaving him.

“Yeh’d probably like her,” he mused, looking up a bit. “Sassy girl, my sister. Surprisingly good shot, too. Must run in the family.” He’d spent a lot of time at shooting practice with his sister and his two best friends; they were good memories.

“And on the very rare chance I don’t…” She began, seriously doubting it would be like that, “I’m not here much anyhow…” 

Still regardless, she had the resources, and dedicated every single one to helping her friends and family. It was all she could do, even if she rarely owed favors. She shifted in her seat, unsure of what to say, and maybe the comfortable silence was what they needed.

Catching Up [For Kar]

blindlyacrosstheuniverse:

“… I know,” Sid said a bit more quietly, draining his glass to empty.

He hadn’t been able to forget… vids of Brisbane, what he had once thought of as his untouchable island of a home base… His sister working secretary business in those endless towers. Every week he worried her name would come up among the missing or dead. Like Kar, she was one of the threads that kept him hanging on, even when what he saw when he closed his eyes made him want to…

“I’m still trying to convince Mel to come to the Citadel. She doesn’t want to leave home, and I can’t blame her, but…” His eyes were pained, and he refilled the glass. “She’s the only family I have left. It wouldn’t be home without her.”

“I know, you know I of all people worry about my brothers.” Brothers spread across two galaxies fighting two wars. Every day as she looked through the death tolls, she dreaded the moment of coming across their names. Knowing she was the one sending them to their deaths, being she was Mandalore and that was her executive order. She drained her glass, placed it on the table. “If you manage to talk her into it, you know I’ll keep her here if you want. Have a few beds to spare…”

Catching Up [For Kar]

blindlyacrosstheuniverse:

Of course she hadn’t—but Sid loved to tease. That part of him, at least, was still intact. And it felt good to crack light-hearted jokes instead of his more recent penchant for dark humour.

“Well, I’ve always got Oz,” he reminded her. That parrot had been with him the better part of a decade and a half. “I left him with Melody before I went through all of…” he gestured vaguely with one hand, “That. He probably misses me somethin’ fierce. Gonna go get him sometime this week…”

Not that his best feathered friend was much of a substitute for a warm body to curl up against at night. Fuck, he was going to have to go out tomorrow, get hammered, and pick out a random tall dark stranger to get his mind off of this. Maybe that was it. He’d been alone so long, maybe he needed to break the spell with something quick and dirty.

“Poor baby probably is, at least Sobek has a toddler to contend with.” Of course, she missed the varren, he was like her child. But the Council wouldn’t allow him on the Citadel, and Saana seemed to feel a little relaxed with the scaly guardian sleeping at the boy’s feet, who in turn wrestled and played with. He wasn’t alone, it gave her comfort. Still didn’t mean she didn’t miss having his head in her lap while she read.

“Be careful though, Earth’s had a rough time as of late.”