boozeandbiotics:

kar-alorade replied to your post: I DARE YOU TO FUCKING TRY. -VELOCIRAPTOR SCREECH-

THAT IS THE SOUND OF MY SPIRIT BRETHREN.

….YOUR SPIRIT’S A PTERODACTYL GETTIN’ TORTURED? THEY GOT RELIGIONS F’ THAT, YA KNOW.

VELOCIRAPTOR YOU DUMB SHIT

DON’T MAKE ME EAT YOUR INNARDS

BECAUSE I WILL

I HAVE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED TRYING CANNIBALISM OUT 

BUT WE’RE FROM TWO DIFFERENT GALAXIES

IS THAT STILL EVEN CANNIBALISM?