“Blood makes you related but
loyalty makes you family.”
[text]: hah if your enemies aren’t dead then you ain’t doing yer job right
[text]: Illium? Should be simple enough to find a shady asari to clean up your mess. Volus are too expensive though.
[text]: or try Azure. Dead bodies appear there all the time that no one gives them a second thought.
[text]: or just throw them out a tall window. I hear that works
[MSG:] Cleanup is coming
[MSG:] Don’t know what they plan on doing
[MSG:] Less I know the less implications can be made
[MSG] The res I can mull over a drink with legal
[MSG:] Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve done it
[text; Zoar]: Ceilings are too thin. The body will eventually cause it to collapse. Try a basement. If you’re pressed for time get a pack of varren or nathak. They can strip the flesh off a body in minutes if they’re hungry enough. Wait who is this?
[MSG:] Might leave it for the vorcha
[MSG:] Thing is I’ve never seen a vorcha on Illium and Sob’ika is at home
[MSG:] But it looks like I just gotta ring cleanup
[MSG:] For the sake of covering both our asses— callsign’s Shriekhawk.
[MSG:] I do a lot of things, some of them involve dead people
[MSG:] Hence the situation
[MSG] Try to hit uniforms, I’m of good opinion that they love pens because it reminds them of their desk jockey roots.
[MSG] You could pack each one in little tiny boxes and then send them to your partner’s office.
[MSG:] I was thinking of just letting fate sort it out. Matriarchs out on a walk, random strangers, Security, the bestie, whatever.
[MSG:] Yeah, sure, I’ll get right on that.
[MSG] Float them down the river and declare them a new landmark in honor of the new legislation.
[MSG] Or you could just sell them all one by one saying that they killed someone famous once.
[MSG:] I don’t know of any rivers inthis city, but I might drop a few from the office window
[MSG:] Selling them sounds good too
[MSG:] Normally I’d just fill my partner’s office with them
[MSG:] He’s a good few planets away tho